Namaste But Make It Sinister T-Shirt | Cult Wellness Satire Tee | Dark Yoga Humor Unisex T-Shirt

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Namaste But Make It Sinister T-Shirt | Cult Wellness Satire Tee | Dark Yoga Humor Unisex T-ShirtNamaste, But Make It Sinister. This tee is the perfect blend of peace and peril. Featuring an eerie spiritual guru with glowing eyes and skull smoke incense, it's a wickedly funny satire on the wellness cult aesthetic. It's for those who find the dark side of enlightenment just a little more interesting. This t shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and

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